Life of a Flapstar

TUPAC BACK! thats right errone, fintel diaries are back! after nearly a year long hiatus i've decided that enough hype has been built to get back on the interweb. however, since my recent conversion to buddhism all you fans is finta see a much more mature and wholesome nello.

but anywhoo, its the middle of the frackin night and i have a midterm due on the soon but i just d'aint care(I'M NELLO PHUCKIN D, remember?) basically, during this past year i've just been ratting at maximum levels(shout out to el flapitan), and making top 10 hot guys lists, yes the rumors are true i have come out of the closet as a proud BROMOSEXUAL(shout out to ryan gosling aka 'sling #1 on my list).

Other new shenanigans in my life:

clearly my life stank considering this is all i could come up with

#FintelDiariesWhenNotFintel'dIsHard!

SHOUT OUTS!!!:

-gucci mane(obviously)

-my rents: Sweet D and Papa John who bought me this turkish allen iverson jersey i am currently wearing and which has become official DDC(day drinking club) attire

-Shane Coyle who i am currently looking at

-Jarrad Q. who made a rather impressive film which can be found at meatspin.com

-uncircumcised men everywhere just living the everyday struggle(YOU ALL DISGUST ME)

-and finally nello d, cause without him none of this would be possible

ps

if you are not familiar with the term fintel already, quickly go vert!

THANKS FOR READING

Nello D's Euro Adventures and Transatlantic Revelations

SO, in case you rats didn't know i've gone international. i've spent the last 4 months or so studying in Rome and through the transitive property that makes me better than most of my readers. although it was a rough adjustment at first, by now i have replaced almost all of my friends back home with euro friends that understand sick haircuts and acid washed jeans.

by this point in my trip i have been throughout europe, in this blog i am going to describe my favorite cities and why i came to like them so much, as usual i'll end the post with hella shout outs to fanz and bitchz(sup gucci?) and so, hurr we go...
1. Barcelona
walking down the main road in barcelona, las ramblas, various pakistanis and morrocans approached me every few seconds with promises of booze, drugs and women. if i wasn't approached, i simply found a shady looking man on the street at shouted "aye papi, whey da weed at?"
at this point i am very tired and have a paper to write that was due on thursday, being that it is 2am roman time i will pick this post back up tomorrow or possibly later tonight during a break from my paper.
hope this kept you goddamn vicious rats satisfied!
shout outs:
gotta include my best friends in this one so; i see you gucci, il mago(stay strong brah)
also
my non-celeb friends
ak-47, pv-41, big j-don, thorskin, d-coy, all the rats at 1245 NS, boon dizzle, chipmunk aka phagmunk, nicky d, shrimp-c, and last but not least phat phukkin james aka koof nasty
i miss you guys and will be back running the show before you know it.
paz amor
-NELLO FUCKIN D

WHERE DA FUCK HAS NELLO D BEEN?!?!?

I just got tired of all the paparazzi and pressure, then over winter break i started a pretty regular bating routine and couldn't find much time for the fintel diaries, BUT.........
I'M BACK YA'LL!!!!! and this time its not just a crazy marketing scheme. after receiving hella suicide letters and realizing how much the fans need/love me i have decided on a tentative comeback(AND THE SMELL?!?! GUCCI BITCHES).
just to catch everyone up on important things discussed in this blog that have changed in my life:
i'm officially a gucci mane
the wire is still sick
wizzle mane>cudi
KOOF AND I SQUASHED THE BEEF(FUCK PV YA'LL, (jk pv))
and
THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR:
the KOOF LP aka koof the kiluminati, will be dropping on the soon
wiz khalifa coming back to chicago february 26th, getcha tix on the soon
ps
while writing this blog i decided that i finna start saying "on the soon" to describe an affair that should be carried out with haste(ya'll didn't know i had webster's?)

Fintel Diaries Renaissance

i'm bringing the diaries back, i finna continue to change lives with HELLA wisdom and life experience.
.....in other news
the cyber battle betwixt PHAT FUCKIN JAMES and the state of utah gets hotter every MAHHHFUCKIN day.
also
i am experiencing more BATING headaches and am currently in week 2 of this shenanigans (those of ya'll that know nello d know about the bating headaches)

shout out:
wiz khalifa, finna see him in concert in a couple of days TAYLOR GANG OR DIE BITCH
and
CUDDER
and
o. guenther, accept my friend request on facebook you BITCH

Fuck broslikethissite.com and extreme procrastination

broslikethissitte.com dissed THE WIRE...THE FUCKIN WIRE, i don't want to go into details right now because i am still pretty shaken up, i feel like i just got power bottomed in the asshole.

in other news i have a massive term paper due thursday that i have yet to start, rather i have laid out my priorities and placed finteling, and blogging higher.

shout outs:
IL MAGO, can this jimoke carve up the NBA any harder, BOSH out IL MAGO in

Mr. Chi City, can this guy be the realest ni**a in the cyber world?

j-crew and banana republic

Multi Tasking Nightmare

moments ago i attempted to gargle with mouth wash while sitting on the toilet, rather than spit at the sink i tried for the between the legs(YES, I DO THIS ON THE REG).....but GODDAMN this time my aim was seriously off and i ended up BLASTING my crotch with listerine. long story short i have an insane dick burn and one hell of a lesson.

In other news, kid cudi announced a concert in milwaukee on january 6th, BE THERE OR GET UNMET

i finna hit the hay now, but remember PAZ AMOR and DO NOT try to spit listerine between your legs while getting hyphy on the toilet

CHERRY DR. PEPPER and the Legalization of Facebook Porn

OMFG, is there anything better than a chilled bottle of cherry DP? whether i am just kickin it with the brahs or refreshing my pallet after an exquisite fintel, nothing hits the spot better than MAHHHFUCKIN cherry DP.

In other news, DA FUCK JANOWIEC?!?!?!
this girl is plucking my heartstrings with her latest pics, dropping bones like its MA JOB. if you want to see these photos please let me know( unfortunately due to copyright law i cannot post her pics because she is under contract with elite models).

I'M BACK

shout out:
janowiec, dr. pepper and WILL MUTHAFRACKIN JONES