Multi Tasking Nightmare

moments ago i attempted to gargle with mouth wash while sitting on the toilet, rather than spit at the sink i tried for the between the legs(YES, I DO THIS ON THE REG).....but GODDAMN this time my aim was seriously off and i ended up BLASTING my crotch with listerine. long story short i have an insane dick burn and one hell of a lesson.

In other news, kid cudi announced a concert in milwaukee on january 6th, BE THERE OR GET UNMET

i finna hit the hay now, but remember PAZ AMOR and DO NOT try to spit listerine between your legs while getting hyphy on the toilet

CHERRY DR. PEPPER and the Legalization of Facebook Porn

OMFG, is there anything better than a chilled bottle of cherry DP? whether i am just kickin it with the brahs or refreshing my pallet after an exquisite fintel, nothing hits the spot better than MAHHHFUCKIN cherry DP.

In other news, DA FUCK JANOWIEC?!?!?!
this girl is plucking my heartstrings with her latest pics, dropping bones like its MA JOB. if you want to see these photos please let me know( unfortunately due to copyright law i cannot post her pics because she is under contract with elite models).

I'M BACK

shout out:
janowiec, dr. pepper and WILL MUTHAFRACKIN JONES

I'M BACK YA'LL...BUT GUCCI's IN PRISON!!!!!

god dammit, you bout to drop an album and you get thrown in jail for not doing community service mane? getcha mind right mane, good behavior and he's out in 6 months, BUT you know Gucci finna be trappin prison....so i guess we'll see you next november...DA FUCK GUCCI

shout out:
AK for letting me know about gucci's issues AND
JULIA JANOWIEC you are SOOOOO SICK

Halloween Weekend

friday night i hit the local watering hole, the pumping company, and basically i just traded war stories with my favorite man from djibouti FAZI.

SATURDAY NIGHT, I saw TIESTO and it was muhfuggin INSANE. i planned on straight skadiddlin through the whole time but that plan fell way DA FUCK through. BUT because i'm NELLO D, i was able to get hyphy enough on my own. i danced for 5 hours straight and was going from 6 to midnight like it was my job.

in other news, if i don't beat AK-47 in fantasy football i will personally shit in the beds of aaron rodgers and greg jennings PHUCK YA'LL

shout out to FAZI and TIESTO keep being sick

rofl at a-row, get un-met i was lying when i saw you
also
rofl at gramps for being met