Inside the NBA and The Wire Season Finale

here i am inside the NBA(ahmad rashad style) with a one on one interview with Andrea Bargnani aka Il Mago. unfortunately il mago agreed to answer only one question which was, "how hard you finna shit on errrbody this year?" his response, "this much"(holds arms out very wide)
in all seriousness though RAPS shittin on the CAVS and il mago leading the charge, my prediciton=RAPTORS vs BOSTON eastern conference finals....BUT b-town finna take the series

tune in tomorrow for more NBA insight

in other news FUCK THE WIRE
my favorite goddamn character gets got in the first season and i DAN'T play like that, however, i am seriously addicted to this show joe, so fans of this blog better start watching the wire because i finna reference it NON MUHFUCKIN STOP.

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN
12 followers and counting, WE GOING PLACES WIT DIS JOE

shout outs:
Il Mago keep that pyroclastic flow coming strong FRATELLO
also
shout out to my man Wallace on The Wire, wish you didn't get offed brah

Absence from the Blog

sorry for the my absence from this blog ya'll, with the release of fifa 10 and my newly found addiction to the HBO series THE WIRE, i havent had time for much else, but dont fret cause i'm back now and here is what has been pissing me off.
FAKE UGGS
nothing drives me more crazy than skecher brand uggs(THEY ARE STRAIGHT REDNECK), HOWEVER, STARCRAFT is coming dangerously close to taking over the top spot.
my roommates: shady dave and e-rich play this game religiously and i am GOD DANGED sick of it, they scream about their nerd shit all day and then they watch battlestar galactica and give me a headache(this is all true despite what they may say). they even went as far as to watch starcraft strategy videos on youtube(unstraight??? i think so)
THE WIRE(hella legit)
this is the most rugged show i have ever seen(SHOUT OUT: wallace, stringer, thor and rye bread(for good measure)) WATCH IT

in response to the comment i made about boon's girl in my last post, he sent me a text message proclaiming it was a "low blow" and "i wish i was nello d". ......thanks for the compliment boon but you need to quit dick riding and check/respect my STEEZ(get unmet)

thanks for reading ya'll, i finna hit the gym later tonight and i will let all ya'll know how hard i shit on errrbody

SHIT TO COME

fans have been blowin me up, asking if i am still alive? YES, i am still alive, just wanted to give ya'll selfish jerks a taste of life without NELLO D. anyway, i am too tired to fully blog this evening, HOWEVER...tomorrow i will be discussing fake uggs, starcraft and the wire.

BOON + KELSEY= 4EVA

paz y amor

shout out to vernon davis, thanks for the help on sunday

Fat Kids on Maury=ROFLCOPTER

soooooo, i'm flipping through channels tonight and i finally settle upon what i believe to be a nature show that follows sloths around....I WAS WRONG. it was the maury povich show and the title was my baby weighs 700 pounds aka i shouldnt have banged my brother and given birth to this inbred mutant. after seeing a show like this all i could think about was how proud i am to be american.

in other news i noticed that boon attempted to make fun of me in a comment under my fat asian kid post...boon, why are you not as funny as other jewish people?

in response, i will make one mean statement about boon for my next 5 posts, tune in daily to witness boon's asshole spread wider and wider

PV i noticed you also commented on my last post which i appreciate, i will answer that extremely personal question on my next post

Shout outs:
Nello D.... word on the street is that this kid is hotter than a crowning asshole

Response To My Last Post and My Enjoyable Tuesday Afternoon

fans have been blowing me up on my 2 way all day complaining about the lack of comedic value in my last. FUCK DAT SHIT, FUCK DAT SHIT(see mr. chi city on youtube), this is my life, not a comedy, i just tell it like it is JOE.

in other news, my day was OFF THE HOOK(murphy lee style). i slept through my first class only to discover it had been cancelled, liverpool lost a CL match to Lyon(ROFLCOPTER) and i picked up a nice wool sweater courtesy of the banana republic(I SWEAR TO GOD IF A GAY JOKE IS MADE). then i played some basketball where i took a disease ridden shit on everyone in halas sports center.

SHOUT OUTS:
wiz khalifa and empire of the sun released a great track(props to AK-47 for turning me on to it), GET IT MEOW
also
I wanna give a big shout out to the state of utah for keeping the love coming...stig, brennan and PV KEEP DOING WHAT YA DO CUZ

ps it is not as easy as i make it seem to write these blogs, if you have any ideas or requests please do not hesitate to comment and i can make a post based on your idea and give you a SHOUT OUT

CHI CITY MAYNE
GET MONEY GET PAID

Weekend of October 16th

as i was sifting through fanmail this morning it occurred to me that i hadn't blogged in a GRIP, this is especially surprising based on the events of this past weekend.
my man phat james was thrown out of the local bar, Pco, after some bitch made kid got in his face begging him for an autograph, koof threw some bows and left the bar in a fury.

even more importantly, i personally met a long time hero of mine named RYE BREAD(those of you who know him, know what kind of shit pops off with him).

i have a few shout outs to make: this one goes to KOOF, keep doing what you do pimpin, next one goes out to Megalodon who sent me an excellent birthday and gift(photos to come), and finally shout out to BOON(who has apparently been breaking through hymen like its the bears o-line).

MORE INSANE, MOUTH WATERING SHIT TO COME TOMORROW

btw koof pussied out with the nello d diss track, my apologies for the false hope i spread

KOOF NASTY aka The Artist Formerly known as Phat James

koof has declared that tomorrow he will release a nello d diss track on his myspace profile. our feud began as a very intense facebook battle and has elevated into all out cyber warfare, koof has made many threats against my life and i will include his mug shot in this post just so everyone understands how dangerous he can be.

listen to the diss track tomorrow night on koof's myspace
myspace.com/phatjames13
enjoy and rofl koof

I NEED A FAT ASIAN FRIEND

LIKE THIS KID
Unfortunately i need to run now, but there will be more shenanigans to come later this evening.

ps i do not mean to offend any of my asian readers, you're fat people are just TOO SICK

WHAT DA FUCK SHADY DAVE?!?!?

my roommate dave is always asking, why do you call me shady dave? this is why shady, it is approximately 6am right now and i rolled over in bed expecting to see shady laying in his bed, to my great surprise, shady had somehow slunk out of the room in the middle of the night without anyone noticing. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SHADY, YOU SHADY SUMBITCH

Urban Fucking Outfitters

as you all know, yesterday was my birthday, i will not lie SHIT GOT MAD HYPHY, but more importantly i now have an excess of spending money. SOOOO, today after class i decided to take a stroll to urban outfitters with the hopes of finding some SICK flannel shirts. when i first entered the store a small, homosexual employee gave me a death stare(probably because i wasn't wearing a trendy scarf). i brushed it off and thought to myself ,"i am going to gleep DA SHIT OUT DIS PLACE"....my plans quickly changed when the same employee thwarted my attempts to gleep by counting my flannels before i entered the dressing room, i promptly spat in his face and left the store. (FYI, the end of this story is lightly fabricated).

shout out to KOOF NUT

FIFA 10 COUNTDOWN

fifa 10 is only a week away now!!!! for those of you that don't know, i am a fifa god and i look forward to continue my winning ways in 2010 (koof, you know what it is). for any fans of mine that are interested in playing me, my xbox live gamertag is nello d, look me up ANYTIME, ANYPLACE and i will SHIT on you.

in other news; shady dave has already backed out of the dirty man competition claiming that he is just TOO big of a pussy to do it.

i promised my man GUCCI mane a shout out, so there it is fam, keep it trill as usual.

Dirty Man Competition

my roommate shady dave, the self proclaimed "lebanese beard growing machine", believes that he can go for an entire year without shaving, under the condition that we pay him $160 and stop calling him shady dave. photos to follow

shout out to; Mr, CHI CITY mayne, phat james, rye bread and pruane2forever

WHO IS NELLO D?!?!

It has come to my attention that i am extremely legit/rawthentic. due to much public outcry, i have decided to create a blog entitled The Fintel Diaries. this blog will include my ramblings, stories, opinions and so on, enjoy and try not to contradict me in any of your comments.
I am finna blow up bigger than perez hilton