WHAT DA FUCK SHADY DAVE?!?!?

my roommate dave is always asking, why do you call me shady dave? this is why shady, it is approximately 6am right now and i rolled over in bed expecting to see shady laying in his bed, to my great surprise, shady had somehow slunk out of the room in the middle of the night without anyone noticing. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SHADY, YOU SHADY SUMBITCH